Road Kill Cafe Menu
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CANINE CUISINE "You'll eat like a hog...when you taste our dog" |
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| Slab ofLab | 2.35 | |
| Pit Bull Pot Pie | 1.95 | |
| Cocker Cutlets | 3.85 | |
| Shar-Pei Filet | 5.95 | |
| Poodles 'N' Noodles | 5.15 | |
| Snippet of Whippet | 4.85 | |
| Collie Hit by a Trolley | 3.65 | |
| German Shepard Pie | 3.15 | |
| Round of Hound | 4.25 | |

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GUESS THAT MESS A Daily Special Treat If you can guess what it is...You Eat It For Free! |
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LATE NIGHT DELIGHT Served Fresh Each Night - After Dark |
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| Rack of Racoon | 3.95 |
| Smear of Deer | 4.95 |
| Awesome Possum | 1.95 |
| Cheap Sheep | 4.35 |
| Road Pizza | 5.75 |
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Eating food is more fun When you know it was hit on the run! |
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Center Line Bovine Tastes real good straight from the hood |
4.95 |
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The Chicken That didn't cross the road |
3.95 |
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Flat Cat Served as a single or in a stack |
2.95 |
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A TASTE OF THE WILDE SIDE (Still in the hide) |
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| Chunk of Skunk | 1.95 |
| Mashed Moose Meatballs | 2.95 |
| Smidgen of Pigeon | 1.95 |
| Splat of Rat | 3.55 |
| Road Toad a la Mode | 1.65 |
| Shake 'N' Bake Snake | 2.25 |
| Whippoorwill on a Grill | 3.30 |
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Rigor Mortis Tortoise Aged to Perfection |
6.75 |
| Narrow Sparrow | .55 |
| Thumper a la Bumper | 3.75 |
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BAG 'N' GAG "Take out special" Anything Dead, on Bread |
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