When a man says: "Haven't I've seen you someplace before?" The appropriate response is: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."

When man says : "Is this seat empty?" The appropriate response is: "Yes, and if you sit there, this one will be empty, too."

When a man says: "Your place or mine?" The appropriate response is: "Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine."

When a man says: "So, what do you do for a living?" The best response is: "I'm a female impersonator."

When a man says: "I would go to the end of the world for you." The appropriate response is: "But would you stay there?"