Car Talk's Top Five Signs Your Mechanic Is Ripping You Off
#5. He giggles uncontrollably whenever he gives you an estimate.
#4. There are local TV news investigative teams on permanent vigil outside his garage.
#3. His mechanics are all wearing Ralph Lauren Polo coveralls.
#2. He has a private heliport on top of his garage roof.
#1. He has you make your checks out directly to "Vinnie's Marina."
P.S. There is one other we forgot: He's dating Anna Nicole Smith.
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