From: Jennifer Scott and Jason Brewer
Dear Click and Clack,
Since you seem so keen on wacko theories, I
wanted to share with you my own,
personal "theory of people." (That is, my
own personal theory which was the original
idea of a friend and colleague of mine.)
This theory is most easily explained with a
shopping analogy. Say I'm shopping at
Macy's, and I find a red t-shirt with a
pocket. While the shirt is very nice, I
wouldn't buy it because I already HAVE a red
t-shirt with a pocket, so I don't NEED
another one. Another one would be
superfluous and crowd my dresser drawer.
Well, the same rationale can be applied to
people. Let's say I'm walking down the
street and I meet a half-Filipino, half-
American male with a penchant for playing
video games late at night and modifying his
Subaru Impreza. Well, I don't need one of
those, I already have one. He's called my
husband, and believe me, one is plenty.
But this "theory of people" poses an
interesting question... Is there really a
need for both a Click AND a Clack? Think
about it. If I already have one Italian MIT-
educated mechanic spouting questionable auto
advice on a public radio show and laughing
at his own jokes, do I really need another?
Do I even have room for another? I'm sorry
to say it, but I think this theory renders
one of you moot. But I'll leave it to you
two to sort out who's relevant and who's
moot.
Jennifer Scott
and
Jason Brewer
[ As Read on Car Talk
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