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From: Mike Maloney

How do you double the value of a Trabant?
Fill the tank with petrol.

What information is contained in each new Trabant owner's manual?
The bus timetable.

What's the difference between a Trabant and a golf ball?
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

How do you overtake a Trabant?
Just keep walking.

How do you make a Trabant disappear?
Apply rust remover.

What are the instructions on the new Trabant airbags?
In case of accident, start blowing.

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