From: Mike Maloney
How do you double the value of a Trabant?
Fill the tank with petrol.
What information is contained in each new Trabant owner's manual?
The bus timetable.
What's the difference between a Trabant and a golf ball?
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
How do you overtake a Trabant?
Just keep walking.
How do you make a Trabant disappear?
Apply rust remover.
What are the instructions on the new Trabant airbags?
In case of accident, start blowing.
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