Support for Car Talk is provided by:

Former Marijuana Smuggler


Financial Post (Toronto)
Friday February 23, 2001

Having successfully completed a ten year sentence, incident-free, for importing 75 tons of marijuana into the United States, I am now seeking a legal and legitimate means to support myself and my family.

Business Experience: Owned and operated a successful fishing business -- multi-vessel, one airplane, one island and processing facility. Simultaneously owned and operated a fleet of tractor-trailer trucks conducting business in the western United States. During this time I also co-owned and participated in the executive level management of 120 people worldwide in a successful pot smuggling venture with revenues in excess of US$100 million annually. I took responsibility for my own actions, and received a ten year sentence in the United States while others walked free for their cooperation.

Attributes: I am an expert in all levels of security; I have extensive computer skills, am personable, outgoing, well-educated, reliable, clean and sober. I have spoken in schools to thousands of kids and parent groups over the past ten years on "the consequences of choice," and received public recognition from the RCMP for community service. I am well-traveled and speak English, French and Spanish. References available from friends, family, the U.S. District Attorney, etc.

Please direct replies to
Box 375, National Post, Classified 1450
Don Mills, ON, M3B 3R5

[ Tommy's Haus of Mail ]

Search Car Talk
GO
Watch the show online, see bloopers, and discuss the episode, "The Car of the Future."
Learn the ploys, and chat with our covert car sales operative "Deep Plaid."
Can you save money and use regular, when your owner's manual calls for premium? Find out.
Check out these tips and fork over fewer dineros at the pump.
A 20-year retrospective, this way. (Warning: Fearfully ugly faces.)
Ready to wrap your cranium around Ray's most perplexing puzzlers? Great!
From air filters to oil changes, can you DIY? Find out.