Chuck...Is That Your Pager?
Letter sent by Chuck Andrus
Dear Click and Clack,
The following was copied off my Netscape news page. I know it will appeal
to you, as you have ranted--with my agreement--on similar topics, such as
cell phones.
Great show,
Chuck Andrus
South Heart (my fair city), ND
P.S. I also know the guy who called in this summer about the
six replacement transmissions on his Chevy Suburban. You
should call him back--he's pushing the next one!
Man Crashes Car As 50 Pagers Ring At Once
KIEV (Reuters)--A Ukraine
businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as a
New Year gift was so alarmed when all 50 of them went off at the
same time that he drove his car into a lamppost, a newspaper
said Thursday.
The unnamed businessman was returning from the pager shop when
the accident happened, the Fakty daily reported. "With no more
than 100 meters to go to the office, the 50 pagers on the back
seat suddenly burst out screeching. The businessman's fright was
such that he simply let go of the steering wheel and the car
ploughed into a lamppost."
After he had assessed the damage to the car, the businessman
turned his attention to the message on the 50 pagers. It read:
"Congratulations on a successful purchase!"
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