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As Read on Car Talk

Man, do we get some wacko mail!

Collected right here is all the fine correspondence that Tom or Ray has read on the air on Car Talk. If you heard it on the show, you'll find it here.

2004
December 18 Wasting another perfectly good hour...
 
December 11 Automotive Confessions
 
December 4 Rusting Car
 
November 27 Automotive Confession
 
November 20 My Wife
 
November 13 Tips for Northerners Moving to the South
 
November 6 Hahvahd & MIT
 
October 30 Red Sox Use Tom & Ray's Philosophy to Win World Series
 
October 23 Kids Say the Funniest Things
 
October 9 Teacher Arrested
 
October 2 A story... at someone else's expense.
 
September 25 Ho Family
 
September 11 Questions to Ponder
 
September 11 A Professor's Jetta Judgement
 
September 11 Questions to Ponder
 
September 11 A Professor's Jetta Judgement
 
September 4 Consultant Humor
 
September 4 Elegant Insults
 
September 4 Accident-Prone Names
 
August 28 The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store
 
August 28 Jetta Driving Ass
 
August 28 Forensic Psychiatrist's Jetta Theory
 
August 21 Clever Wife
 
August 21 Life in Various States
 
August 21 Stealing Your Thunder and Deja vu
 
August 14 The Style Invitational; Week 560: The 97.5-Meter Dash;
 
August 14 Mouthful Gets Metro Passenger Handcuffs and Jail
 
August 14 Exercise
 
August 7 Fan Mail (If You Can Call It That)
 
August 7 Top 19 Rejected International Sports Team Names
 
August 7 "How I Met My Wife"
 
July 31 What the Unmotivated Are Doing for You
 
July 31 bumper stickers for women
 
July 31 Perspectives on aging
 
July 24 Painful country music song titles
 
July 24 Kansas and pancakes
 
July 24 "She was so blonde..."
 
July 17 Below the Beltway
 
July 17 Volvo Dope Slap
 
July 17 A Really, Truly Bad Pun
 
July 10 Definition of Barbecuing
 
July 10 Boycott Car Talk!
 
July 3 A Bone to Pick
 
June 26 Declarified Proverbs
 
June 26 Woman over 40
 
June 19 Bugsy's letters from summer camp
 
June 12 The Year's Best Headlines
 
June 5 Lost the Argument AND the War
 
June 5 Car Dings
 
May 29 Exceptionally Painful Word Puns
 
May 22 The Party to End All Parties
 
May 15 New Lawyer Joke
 
May 8 Husband-Mart
 
May 1 Pat calls Tom and Ray on the carpet.
 
April 24 Gun It!
 
April 17 More Lousy Puns
 
April 10 Assertiveness Training
 
April 3 2004 Version of You Might Be a Redneck if...
 
March 27 Larry Miller's Quotes on Aging
 
March 27 Move Over, Border Collie...
 
March 13 Louis Casimir Jr., Obituary
 
March 6 Husband 1.0
 
February 28 Incredibly Lousy Puns
 
February 21 A letter from Monsieur Gigi
 
February 7 Five tips for a woman...
 
January 31 Redneck Sayings
 
January 3 Cynical Sayings
 


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