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As Read on Car Talk

Man, do we get some wacko mail!

Collected right here is all the fine correspondence that Tom or Ray has read on the air on Car Talk. If you heard it on the show, you'll find it here.

2003
December 20 "Approach Everyone Who Is Steadfast"; and other obfuscated Christmas carols
 
December 13 Car Sale Hassles Top Complaint List
 
December 6 Geography test questions
 
November 29 A Fun Game
 
November 22 Did you know this?
 
November 22 You know you're living in 2003 when...
 
November 15 Confused on a higher level
 
November 8 Puzzler, not so bogus
 
November 1 New standardized hand signals
 
October 25 Could life get any harder?
 
October 18 New Age Corporate and Investment Acronyms
 
October 4 Bumper Stickers For Women
 
September 27 Positives and Negatives
 
September 20 Road Safety's RS-1000 Black Box
 
September 20 Tritrack's Moderator Teenage Driving Monitor
 
September 13 Young Women in the Driver's Seat
 
September 13 Top 19 Rejected International Sports Team Names
 
September 6 Divine Justice: Sequoialands on SUV
 
September 6 Fan Mail (If You Can Call It That)
 
September 6 Tommy's Little Brain Test
 
August 30 Volvo Dope Slap
 
August 30 Kansas Is Flatter than a Pancake
 
August 30 Really, Truly Bad Puns
 
August 23 Bulwer-Lytton 2003 Winners
 
August 23 She was So Blonde...
 
August 16 If Airlines Sold Paint...
 
August 16 You May Be Italian If...
 
August 9 World History According to College Students
 
August 9 A Woman's Facts About Men
 
August 2 Re-Released Boomer Tunes
 
August 2 You Know You're from Boston When...
 
August 2 Can't Men Be Right Even Once?
 
July 26 CEO-Nistas
 
July 26 It's Good to be a Woman
 
July 19 Tom and Ray: guilty of shamelessly flirting with female callers?
 
July 19 The psychologist is in: Tommy shares the Oreo personality test
 
July 12 Genie in a Bottle
 
July 5 Actual Entries from Qantas Maintenance Logs
 
July 5 Faith and Begorra! Personal Ads from Ireland
 
June 28 Amazing Anagrams
 
June 7 Declarified Proverbs
 
May 31 Really Bad Country Song Titles
 
May 24 What the Unmotivated Are Doing for You
 
May 24 Goodbye My Coney Island Baby
 
April 26 Adult Ed Classes for Men
 
April 19 Who Reads What and Why
 
April 12 Senior Personal Ads
 
April 5 Top Bumper Stickers Seen Around the World
 
March 29 Women Over 40, By Frank Kaiser
 
March 15 Aging Is a Matter of Perspective
 
March 8 Tom and Ray's Somewhat Famous Saukerkraut Pierogi
 
March 1 Legal Observations
 
February 22 That Puzzler Has Punch!
 
February 15 It's All in The Attitude
 
February 8 Used Car Salesman Comes Clean
 
February 1 Move Over, Border Collie...
 
January 25 Observations on Aging
 
January 18 Road Rules: India versus New England
 
January 11 Settle a Saudi Bet...
 
January 4 Friendship Is...
 
January 4 Great Bits of Wisdom for Our Time
 


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