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As Read on Car Talk

Man, do we get some wacko mail!

Collected right here is all the fine correspondence that Tom or Ray has read on the air on Car Talk. If you heard it on the show, you'll find it here.

December 20 "Approach Everyone Who Is Steadfast"; and other obfuscated Christmas carols
December 13 Car Sale Hassles Top Complaint List
December 6 Geography test questions
November 29 A Fun Game
November 22 Did you know this?
November 22 You know you're living in 2003 when...
November 15 Confused on a higher level
November 8 Puzzler, not so bogus
November 1 New standardized hand signals
October 25 Could life get any harder?
October 18 New Age Corporate and Investment Acronyms
October 4 Bumper Stickers For Women
September 27 Positives and Negatives
September 20 Road Safety's RS-1000 Black Box
September 20 Tritrack's Moderator Teenage Driving Monitor
September 13 Young Women in the Driver's Seat
September 13 Top 19 Rejected International Sports Team Names
September 6 Divine Justice: Sequoialands on SUV
September 6 Fan Mail (If You Can Call It That)
September 6 Tommy's Little Brain Test
August 30 Volvo Dope Slap
August 30 Kansas Is Flatter than a Pancake
August 30 Really, Truly Bad Puns
August 23 Bulwer-Lytton 2003 Winners
August 23 She was So Blonde...
August 16 If Airlines Sold Paint...
August 16 You May Be Italian If...
August 9 World History According to College Students
August 9 A Woman's Facts About Men
August 2 Re-Released Boomer Tunes
August 2 You Know You're from Boston When...
August 2 Can't Men Be Right Even Once?
July 26 CEO-Nistas
July 26 It's Good to be a Woman
July 19 Tom and Ray: guilty of shamelessly flirting with female callers?
July 19 The psychologist is in: Tommy shares the Oreo personality test
July 12 Genie in a Bottle
July 5 Actual Entries from Qantas Maintenance Logs
July 5 Faith and Begorra! Personal Ads from Ireland
June 28 Amazing Anagrams
June 7 Declarified Proverbs
May 31 Really Bad Country Song Titles
May 24 What the Unmotivated Are Doing for You
May 24 Goodbye My Coney Island Baby
April 26 Adult Ed Classes for Men
April 19 Who Reads What and Why
April 12 Senior Personal Ads
April 5 Top Bumper Stickers Seen Around the World
March 29 Women Over 40, By Frank Kaiser
March 15 Aging Is a Matter of Perspective
March 8 Tom and Ray's Somewhat Famous Saukerkraut Pierogi
March 1 Legal Observations
February 22 That Puzzler Has Punch!
February 15 It's All in The Attitude
February 8 Used Car Salesman Comes Clean
February 1 Move Over, Border Collie...
January 25 Observations on Aging
January 18 Road Rules: India versus New England
January 11 Settle a Saudi Bet...
January 4 Friendship Is...
January 4 Great Bits of Wisdom for Our Time

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