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As Read on Car Talk

Man, do we get some wacko mail!

Collected right here is all the fine correspondence that Tom or Ray has read on the air on Car Talk. If you heard it on the show, you'll find it here.

December 28 A Fiat Christmas Story (Sort Of)
December 21 Thank God for Satan
December 14 Not Will Roger-isms
November 30 Two Bear Scientists
November 9 Shame on You, Subaru: Tommy Whacks the WRX
November 2 Is This News Fit to Print?
October 12 Top 10 Best Golf Caddy Remarks
October 5 Gender Benders, Grammatically Speaking
September 28 Why did the chicken cross the road?
September 21 Drive-Through ATMs
September 21 Actual Entries from Qantas Maintenance Logs
September 14 Random Jokes
September 14 A Woman's Facts About Men
September 14 Real Women versus Martha Stewart
September 7 Re-Released Boomer Tunes
September 7 You Know You're from Boston When...
September 7 Can't Men Be Right Even Once?
August 31 Silence that Surgeon!
August 31 Responses from the Original Hollywood Squares
August 31 Musings on Marriage, Wives and Divorce
August 24 World History According to College Students
August 24 Faith and Begorra! Personal Ads from Ireland
August 17 You May Be Italian If...
August 10 What Women Mean
August 10 The Painful Puns Persist
August 10 God Knows What Kids are Thinking...
August 3 Signs Found in Kitchens
August 3 A Little Knowledge Can Be a Dangerous Thing...
August 3 Bad Puns
July 27 You Know You're Trailer Trash When...
July 27 A Modest Automobile
July 27 Some Very Punny Stories
July 20 It's Good to Be a Woman
July 20 CEO-Nistas
July 13 Gender Equality (the Lack of It) on Car Talk
July 13 Oreo Personality Test
July 6 Amazing Anagrams
June 29 Children's Books That Didn't Make It
June 22 If Airlines Sold Paint...
June 15 Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder: This Is How It Goes
June 8 Genie in a Bottle
June 1 Yugo Redux
June 1 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest Winners
May 25 "I Hate Car Talk!"
May 18 Adult Ed Classes for Men
May 4 Personal Ads Translated
April 27 Beware the Mother Tongue...
April 20 Memories of Mangos and Raymond in the Wrong
April 13 Memorable Mergers
March 30 Funny Court Statements
March 30 You Might Be a Redneck If...
March 30 Best and Worst Comments Taken from the MIT Course Evaluation Guide
March 23 Back in Time
March 23 The Wisdom of 6 Year Olds
March 16 1972-2002: Times, They Are A'Changin'
March 9 The Stella Awards
March 2 Who Reads What and Why
March 2 Car Talk Car Tunes; Not Worthy of Thieves?
March 2 Larry Walters Goes for a Flight
February 16 Signs by English-As-A-Second-Language Writers
February 9 ...Washington Post... Word Play
February 2 For the Mathematically Challenged...
February 2 For Men Tired of Receiving Male-Bashing Jokes
January 26 A Few E-Mail Thought Provokers...
January 19 At Least We Rate Above Car Salesmen (Gallup Poll)
January 12 Great Bits of Wisdom for Our Time
January 5 A Christmas Story (Sort Of)

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