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As Read on Car Talk

Man, do we get some wacko mail!

Collected right here is all the fine correspondence that Tom or Ray has read on the air on Car Talk. If you heard it on the show, you'll find it here.

2001
December 22 Sayings from Stressed Females
 
December 22 Our Favorite Similies and Metaphors
 
December 8 Observations on Life
 
December 1 Polka Crimes
 
November 24 Zen Haiku for Computer Users
 
November 24 Automotive Haiku for Car Talk Listeners
 
November 17 Friendship Is...
 
November 17 White House Letter (Puzzler)
 
November 10 Doug Berman...Boss of the Year??
 
October 27 Emergency Doughnut Run?
 
October 20 Advice from Kids
 
October 13 The Painful Puns Persist...
 
October 6 To Women Everywhere from a Man Who's Had Enough
 
September 28 Quotes in Honor of Women
 
September 22 Mottos to Live By
 
September 22 Silence That Surgeon...
 
September 8 What Women Mean
 
September 8 Puzzler Water Rescue
 
September 8 Bad Puns
 
September 1 A Real Man's Chain Letter
 
September 1 Useful English Conversion Units
 
August 25 Epitaphs
 
August 25 1977 MG Midget
 
August 25 Bad Puns
 
August 18 Musings on Marriage, Wives, and Divorce
 
August 18 Responses from the Original Hollywood Squares TV Show
 
August 11 Gender English (Women and Men)
 
August 11 Job Interview Foibles
 
August 11 The Joys of Being a Teacher
 
August 4 Animal Quiz
 
July 28 Warning Labels
 
July 28 Tommy's List of "Phrases to Live By"
 
July 21 Some Very Punny Stories...
 
July 21 "Hey, Watch This" -- A True Story
 
July 21 Sentences Found in Patients' Medical Charts
 
July 14 Signs Found at Businesses
 
July 14 Famous Last Words
 
July 7 Signs Found in Kitchens
 
July 7 A Modest Automobile
 
June 23 God Knows What Kids Are Thinking...
 
June 16 Thoughts to Ponder...or Ponderous Thoughts?
 
June 9 Haikus for Jews
 
June 2 You Know You're Trailer Trash When...
 
May 19 Why Athletes Should Not Be Role Models...
 
May 12 A Little Knowledge Can Be a Dangerous Thing...
 
May 5 How to Solve City Parking
 
May 5 Faulty Ignition Saves Man from Car Bomb
 
April 28 Winners of Worst Opening Lines in Literature
 
April 21 Male Italian Drivers Bury a Magliozzi Theory
 
April 14 Funny Court Statements
 
April 7 Things I've Learned from My Children
 
March 31 Mental Health Hotline
 
March 31 Former Marijuana Smuggler
 
March 31 Back in Time
 
March 17 No Hands on the Wheel
 
March 17 Ski Now, Talk Later
 
March 17 Two High-Risk Activities
 
March 17 Life in the Bike Lane
 
March 3 One Reason to Nudge Your Co-workers Occasionally
 
February 24 Our Favorite Similies and Metaphors
 
February 17 In Defense of Vacuum Cleaners
 
February 17 Best and Worst CommentsTaken from the...MIT Course Evaluation Guide
 
February 10 You Might Be a Redneck If...
 
January 27 No Snap-on Gifts at Valentine's Day
 
January 6 Worst Analogies in High School Essays
 


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