As Read on Car Talk

As Read on Car Talk

Man, do we get some wacko mail!

Collected right here is all the fine correspondence that Tom or Ray has read on the air on Car Talk. If you heard it on the show, you'll find it here.

December 22 Sayings from Stressed Females
December 22 Our Favorite Similies and Metaphors
December 1 Polka Crimes
November 24 Zen Haiku for Computer Users
November 24 Automotive Haiku for Car Talk Listeners
November 17 Friendship Is...
November 17 White House Letter (Puzzler)
November 10 Doug Berman...Boss of the Year??
October 27 Emergency Doughnut Run?
October 20 Advice from Kids
October 13 The Painful Puns Persist...
October 6 To Women Everywhere from a Man Who's Had Enough
September 28 Quotes in Honor of Women
September 22 Mottos to Live By
September 22 Silence That Surgeon...
September 8 Puzzler Water Rescue
September 8 What Women Mean
September 8 Bad Puns
September 1 A Real Man's Chain Letter
September 1 Useful English Conversion Units
August 25 Epitaphs
August 25 1977 MG Midget
August 25 Bad Puns
August 18 Responses from the Original Hollywood Squares TV Show
August 18 Musings on Marriage, Wives, and Divorce
August 11 Gender English (Women and Men)
August 11 Job Interview Foibles
August 11 The Joys of Being a Teacher
August 4 Animal Quiz
July 28 Warning Labels
July 28 Tommy's List of "Phrases to Live By"
July 21 "Hey, Watch This" -- A True Story
July 21 Some Very Punny Stories...
July 21 Sentences Found in Patients' Medical Charts
July 14 Signs Found at Businesses
July 14 Famous Last Words
July 7 Signs Found in Kitchens
July 7 A Modest Automobile
June 23 God Knows What Kids Are Thinking...
June 16 Thoughts to Ponder...or Ponderous Thoughts?
June 9 Haikus for Jews
June 2 You Know You're Trailer Trash When...
May 19 Why Athletes Should Not Be Role Models...
May 12 A Little Knowledge Can Be a Dangerous Thing...
May 5 How to Solve City Parking
May 5 Faulty Ignition Saves Man from Car Bomb
April 28 Winners of Worst Opening Lines in Literature
April 21 Male Italian Drivers Bury a Magliozzi Theory
April 14 Funny Court Statements
April 7 Things I've Learned from My Children
March 31 Mental Health Hotline
March 31 Former Marijuana Smuggler
March 31 Back in Time
March 17 Life in the Bike Lane
March 17 Two High-Risk Activities
March 17 Ski Now, Talk Later
March 17 No Hands on the Wheel
March 3 One Reason to Nudge Your Co-workers Occasionally
February 24 Our Favorite Similies and Metaphors
February 17 In Defense of Vacuum Cleaners
February 17 Best and Worst CommentsTaken from the...MIT Course Evaluation Guide
February 10 You Might Be a Redneck If...
January 27 No Snap-on Gifts at Valentine's Day
January 6 Worst Analogies in High School Essays

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