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Happily, these are a little over the top… by 20 years… but who wants to hear how 40-somethings would really re-write the songs? Nobody said pop was pretty.

Paul Simon — "Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"

Carly Simon — "You're So Varicose Vein"

The Bee Gees — "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"

Roberta Flack — "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"

Johnny Nash — "I Can't See Clearly Now"

The Temptations — "Papa Got a Kidney Stone"

Nancy Sinatra — "These Boots Give Me Arthritis"

ABBA — "Denture Queen"

Leo Sayer — "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"

Commodores — "Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom"

Procol Harem — "A Whiter Shade of Hair"

The Beatles — "I Get By with a Little Help From Depends"

Steely Dan — "Rikki Don't Lose Your Car Keys"

Herman's Hermits — "Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker"

The Rolling Stones — "You Can't Always Pee When You Want"

Credence Clearwater Revival — "Bad Prune Rising"

Marvin Gaye — "I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"

The Who — "Talkin' 'Bout My Medication"

The Troggs — "Bald Thing"



Adair Rowland