Queen of the Mechanics
On this, the Queen's Diamond Jubilee Weekend, Car Talk hereby bestows its highest honor upon Her Majesty, Elizabeth Alexandra Mary II, Queen of the Commonwealth Realms... The Order of the Diamond-Encrusted Spanner.
Can't get this at Sears!
Turns out HM is a retired mechanic -- see below. By the size of her boat, we'd say she's pretty darned good, too!