WOMEN'S ADS 40-ish 49 Average looking Has a face like a basset hound Beautiful Pathological liar Emotionally Secure Medicated Fun Annoying Gentle Comatose New Age All body hair, all the time Open-minded Desperate Outgoing Loud and embarrassing Passionate Sloppy drunk Redhead Bad dye job Reubenesque Grossly fat Romantic Looks better by candlelight Voluptuous Very fat Weight proportionate to height Hugely fat Wants Soulmate Stalker Widow Drove first husband to shoot himself

MEN'S ADS 40-ish 52 and looking for 25-yr-old Athletic Watches a lot of NASCAR Average looking Unusual hair growth on ears, nose and back Educated Will patronize the hell out of you Good looking Arrogant Very good looking Dumb as a board Honest Pathological liar Huggable Overweight, more body hair than a bear Likes to cuddle Insecure mama's boy Mature Older than your father Sensitive Cries at chick flicks Very sensitive Gay Stable Arrested for stalking, but not convicted

—Ben Moses

[ As Read on Car Talk ]