Now We Remember Where Tom Parked the MG!
A listener sent us the full story from Harvard Recycling (thanks Larry!):
"Winter-spring drought produces an unexpected sighting in the Charles: Clear, silt- and algae-free early spring waters of Charles River reveal 30-year-old MG convertible perforated with hundreds of rust holes next to Newell Boat House. Harvard Police defer investigation to Massachusetts State Police, who send 15 patrol cars, boat, helicopter, and scuba divers to investigate. When no body or evidence of foul play is found, somewhat crestfallen police depart, leaving Harvard Athletics to deal with hulk."
We suspect it is Tom's because a copy of "How to Unload an Old Car and Collect Insurance Money" was found on the passenger seat.