Hi:

Don't know if you've seen this stuff yet, but it's pretty funny.

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The "Washington Post" sponsored a Style Invitational, asking readers to take any wordfrom the dictionary; alter it by adding, subtracting or changing oneletter; and supply a new definition. Here are some recent winners:

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the readerwho doesn't get it.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very high.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose ofobtaining sex.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

Karmageddon: It's, like, when everybody is sending off all these reallybad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like aserious bummer.

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when theycome at you rapidly.

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lastsuntil you realize it was your money to start with.

And, my favorite...

Eric Scharnberg

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