From: Diana Oertel

Here are a few more "last words" for your consideration.

Yes, you do look fat in those pants.
You shoot first, Mr. Cheney.
I designed it myself.
No, I've never seen Jaws. Why do you ask?
Did I disconnect the what?
You need braces, Mr. Dracula.
Who ever heard of an ostrich killing a man?
I know these woods like the back of my hand.
So... howdya get the name "Killer"?
You call that a watchdog?
Look... he's eating out of my...
Hey, I'm the Croc Man!
Is that a real gun?
Relax. I minored in chemistry.
Nobody actually reads the instructions.

[ As Read on Car Talk]