A Lincoln In Winter

The Puzzler

RAY: Hi. We're back. You're listening to Car Talk with us, Click and Clack, the Tappet brothers, and we're here to discuss cars, car repair, and the New Puzzler.

TOM: I can hardly wait.

RAY: Well, this was supplied by Shelly Payne. But I had to fix it, because it wasn't really up to --

TOM: That's your job, man. You can't -- you can't just accept the stuff and read it. It's your job, not to fix, but to create.

RAY: Create. To hone, to fine tune. All right, here it is. Several years ago my father-in-law who lives in Minnesota had trouble with his late model Cadillac DeVille. His battery kept dying every couple of days. He would get it jump started and it would run fine for a few days, but then would die again. So he took it to the dealership. They checked it out. They couldn't find anything wrong.

TOM: Really.

RAY: One morning after there had been several inches of snow he went out and sure enough, what? The battery was dead.

TOM: Yeah.

RAY: So he jump started it, and he was bummed out. He went into town to get a cup of coffee at the local drug store. Now being that he lives in such a small town, he went and parked right in front of the drug store. And while he was drinking his coffee, he complained to the pharmacist about how his car was driving him nuts. The pharmacist asked, "Is that your car right out there?"

TOM: Want some Prozac?

RAY: Want me to slip you some pills in your coffee.

TOM: Yeah, you won't care.

RAY: And he said, "Why, yes, that is my car." And the pharmacist said, "I know why your battery is dying."

TOM: Wow, the pharmacist said that.

RAY: The pharmacist. Now it has nothing to do with his being a pharmacist.

TOM: Don't say that.

RAY: It has everything to do --

TOM: You'll have people struggling for weeks trying to figure out what the hell was the pharmacy have to do with it.

RAY: And you know almost everything the pharmacist knew. That's the hint.

TOM: We know almost everything. But do we know --

RAY: The answer.

TOM: The specific thing that he knew.

RAY: Not really, no. No, if you did, then --

TOM: We know almost everything, most of which is irrelevant.

RAY: No, no, no. I mean everything is good. I mean Minnesota, snow, small town, drug store, pharmacy, Prozac. We've got everything.

TOM: It was morning.

RAY: Morning, afternoon, evening.

TOM: I love it.

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