Courtesy of the Washington Post Style Invitational.


If you and your best friend decide to get matching tattoos, don't go first.

Slipping your finger in through the leg hole is not the best way to check a diaper.

Never marry into a family who thinks your name is "Him."

Always take the deep breath before putting the blow gun to your lips.

Want the full list? Here you go.

[As Read on Car Talk]