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Lame Joke of the Week
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter.
Ten men and one woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to let go, otherwise they would all fall.
They weren't able to choose that person until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, or for men in general, and was always making sacrifices with little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping.
- courtesy of Mary Anne Smith
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Saabstory
A lame joke: Geez, the economy is terrible. How terrible is it? It's so terrible that congress just voted to replace the Lincoln Memorial with a Ford Festiva.
thdrbat
An Englishman took a business trip to New York. When he arrived, the hotel clerk asked him a riddle. "My mom and dad had a baby. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?" The Englishman thought long and hard, but eventually gave up. "I don't know who was it?" The hotel clerk responded, "It was me!" The Englishman thought that was hilarious. He couldn't wait to get home and tell this funny joke to his family and friends in England. When he arrived home they met him at the airport and he asked them: "My mom and dad had a baby. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?" His friends thought and thought about it until they gave up. So he told them, "It was a hotel clerk I met in New York."