Dear Tom and Ray:

I enjoy your wisdom and humor every week! Is there any club for Pinto owners that you are aware of?
Joseph

TOM: Let's set the record straight, Joseph. BMW and Jaguar owners have "clubs." Pinto owners have "support groups."

RAY: And the only one we know of is the Pinto Association International of North-America, known by its acronym, PAIN. You'll have to check your yellow-pages to see if there's a PAIN chapter in your area.