I own a B Datsun which runs very well except...
I own a 1982 B210 Datsun which runs very well except for one problem.
Occasionally, at night, my headlights turn on and off by themselves, running
down my battery. I have never seen it happen, but my neighbor insists it is
true. The strange thing is that only the headlights come on, and not the tail
lights. Got any suggestions as to where to look? -- Mike
RAY: Yeah. I'd look at the headlights, Mike.
TOM: More specifically, the headlight relay. The only two things that could
cause this (if we exclude hallucinations on your neighbor's behalf) are the
headlight switch and the headlight relay. And if it were the switch, it would
make the tail lights come on, too. And besides, switches don't usually misbehave
RAY: But relays do. Replace the headlight relay and your problems should be
solved, Mike. Well, you'll still have an '82 B210, but at least your headlight
problems will be solved!
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