Dear Click & Clack,
A friend of mine sent me the following recently, and I immediately thought this would be someone you could identify with:
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. I went to the store the other day.
I was only in there for about five minutes. When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a piece of horse *)$#. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets she wrote.
I didn't give a darn.
My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important at my age.