Hall of Really Weird Mail

I wonder if you can help me with my problem. I want to propose marriage to my girlfriend but I'm afraid she'll say no. For Christmas, I thought I would test the waters with this cheap ring I got from Wal-Mart, but I couldn't tell if she was expecting a proposal. We're in our thirties and she works at McDonald's and I work at Burger King. Our children are grown except she has a 21-year-old son, still at home, who is a pain in the galoulli--if you know what I mean.

What do you think?

AM



How heavy are Tom and Ray combined? I'm into older men who are crazy and fat, but have at least a hint of intelligence. You two measure up beautifully.

Somebody



Hey guys,

I was searching the Web with the words, "rear end." Imagine my surprise when instead of some beautiful babe Car Talk popped up!

Dick



How can you tell if your auto mechanic is gay? I ask this because I've had a number of mechanics (especially the bearded ones) that I've had a soft spot for in my heart. There were two in Pennsylvania that I almost fell in love with.

William



You guys have missed the beat on how funny the name of your law firm is. Example: Start off by saying the name of your law firm. Dewey, Cheetham and Howe. Then repeat it about seven times, slowing down each time you say the name. The end product ends up sounding something like: Do we cheat'm? And how!

I knew you'd like that.

Ty



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