Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship" poemsthat always sound good but never actually come closeto reality? Well, here is a "friendship" poemthat really speaks to true friendship.

Friend,

When you are sad ... I will get you drunk and helpyou plot revenge against the sorry SOB who madeyou sad.

When you are blue ... I'll try to dislodge whateveris choking you.

When you are scared ... I will rag you about itevery chance I get.

When you are worried ... I will tell you horriblestories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

When you are sick ... stay away from me until you'rewell again. I don't want what you have.

When you fall ... I will point and laugh at yourclumsy butt.

This is my oath ... I pledge to you 'tilthe end.

Why you may ask? Because you're my friend.

P.S. A friend will help you move.
A really good friendwill help you move a body. -- Dave Atell

 

[ As Read on Car Talk ]