From: Andy Bell

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."

She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov - the world chess champion. The tablecloth was checkered, and it took him two hours to pass me the salt.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

[ As Read on Car Talk ]