You are mistaken.
I do not drive soccer van.
This is dogmobile.

Mary-Alice

Forty in fast lane
Cellular conversation
Entropy awaits

Howard Giese

Just one more exit
Gas prices will be lower
Cheapskate starts walking

TJ Jones

Grinding metal sounds
I check; yes, the warranty
Was up yesterday.

Brian Steblen

Clean, low miles, little
Old lady drove it to church
Grandson drag raced home.

Car Talk Staff

Service Engine Soon
Horrid light that burns in Hell
Damn the Ford Taurus

Rachel

flaming wrinkled death
flies down the road in first gear
with her blinker on

Gregory Engel

Objects in mirror
Are closer than they appear,
So back off, jack-ass.