"I guess their Fiat broke down, too!"
— Luke Procter

"Looks like we're not the only one's not used to having our handcuffs off."
— G. Campbell

"Is there a seamstress in the house?"
— Diana Freeman

Tom: "Boy, espresso and cannelloni are a bad combination."
Ray: "Yeah, I hope we can beat those two guys to the next men's room."
— Erich Seelye

"First and Second Place winners in the Italian synchronized land skating competition."
—Jeremy Warren

Photo courtesy of Monique Magliozzi