Ah, David's in. He's an easy mark. I can sweeten him up by bringing over Bugsy's gym shorts in
my mouth.
Now I'll go in for the kill... sad eyes....a little tilt of the head and....BINGO!
This is Ray. He's a real sweet heart. Loves dogs....but wow! That cologne he wears! I'd love to jump
up and give him a kiss, but he smells like he rolled in something.
This is Tommy. What a moron. But I kiss up to him because there's often a good afternoon snack hiding
in that beard.
Whatsa matter, Mayer? Never seen a ferocious, rabid dog in a radio studio before? And by the way,
why don't you ever share that big, wooden bone you carry around?
Bugsy!! What do you think, I'm buying you lunch?? Get lost.