"If everyone had to own one of these as a first car as I did, there would be no traffic jams anywhere. At least half of us would be so turned off by the experience of owning a car, that we would seek alternate means of transportation." "There was no heat--unless, that is, the auxiliary gas heater caught fire." "The flower stickers were the only things that held the car together." "The bus had no heat, blew over in the wind and used the driver's legs as its first line of defense in an accident." "It was a death trap on the highway-you could never go fast enough. The chances were good that you'd be hit from the rear."

VW Bus

Renault Dauphine

"Truly unencumbered by the engineering process." "At the time, it cost about half the price of a Volkswagen... which was half the price of everything else. How could Renault do this? Simple. It had half as many parts." "This car topped out at 45 mph. Since the minimum speed on the Florida Turnpike is 40, patrol cars would follow me, waiting for me to hit a hill so they could ticket me." "From a historical perspective, it's a shame that the French spent their Marshall Plan dollars on automaking." "A side impact by a bicycle totaled my Dauphine after only one year."

"GM thought they could take a Chevy Cavalier, slap some Cadillac stuff on it, add an extra $5,000.00 and sell a bundle. Tragically enough, they pulled it off-for a while." "Hands down, worst car for the money spent. Yugos were junk, but at least they were cheap. This heap had a Caddy price tag!" "A stupid marketing ploy. Nothing more than a Chevrolet Cavalier, which Roger Smith gussied up and called a Cadillac." "When we traded it in my wife was upset because we didn't keep it long enough for her to buy a gun and shoot it."

Cadillac Cimarron

Dodge Aspen/ Plymouth Volare

"This car began to rust while it was still in the showroom." "The stalling problem was so bad that I had to take a clockwise route to work so I could make all right turns, and not risk stalling on a left turn in front of oncoming traffic." "After the floor boards rusted out in the rear, they would fill up with water and freeze. I ended up putting soda crates on the floor in the back to keep people from falling under the car." "The only useful purpose this car served was as the model for the car used in National Lampoon's Vacation." "Owning a Volare was total ego death--the theme song, the vinyl Landau roof, the inability to pass another car on the highway."