We'll provide you with as many of our "Drive Now, Talk Later" bumperstickers as you want, at our cost-- a measly twenty cents per bumpersticker.
Here's how:
1. Send a check, made out to "Dewey, Cheetham and Howe," to Car Talk Plaza, Box 3500, Harvard Square, Cambridge MA 02238. Be sure you write: "Attn: Bumpersticker Order" on the envelope.
B. Once you get them... you have to promise us you won't charge for them. Everyone already accuses us of being cheap good for nothings. We need to save what's left of our tarnished reputation, okay?
III. Enclose a letter, with your postal service mailing address. And allow us a few weeks to get to it, okay?
Thanks!
