Grossly overweight Louth turfcutter, 42 years old and 23 stone, Gemini,seeks nimble lady, preferably South American, for tango sessions,candlelit dinners and humid nights of screaming passion. Must have owncar and be willing to travel.
Following a sad recent loss, teetotal Tipperary man, 53, seeksreplacementmammy. Must like biscuits and answer to the name Minnie. Thurles area.
Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area, seeks gorgeous woman interested inpints, fags, Glasgow Celtic football club and starting scraps on PatrickStreet at three in the morning.
Bitter, disillusioned Kerryman lately rejected by longtime fiancee seeksdecent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in thiscruel world of hatchet-faced witches.
Artistic Clare woman, 53, petite, loves rainy walks on the beach,wrritingpoetry, unusual sea-shells and interesting brown rice dishes, seeksmysticdreamer for companionship, back rubs and more as we bounce along likelittle tumbling clouds on life's beautiful crazy journey. Strong stomachesssential.
Chartered accountant, 42, seeks female for marriage. Duties will includecooking, light cleaning and accompanying me to office social functions.References required. No timewasters.
Bad-tempered, foul-mouthed old man living in a damp cottage in theRoscommon seeks attracxtive 21 year old blonde lady with bigchest.
Devil-worshiper, Offaly area, seeks like minded lady for wining anddining,good conversation, dancing, romantic walks and slaughterting cats incemetaries at midniught under the flinty light of a pale moon.
Attracttive brunette, Macroom area, winner of Miss Wrangler competitionatJolenes Nightclub, Macroom, in September 1978, seeks nostalgic man who'snot afraid to cry for long nights spent comfort drinking and listeningtoold Abba records. Please, Please!
Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi forthenight of February 27 between 8pm and 11.30pm.