Confused with Ray's answer to this week's Puzzler?

You're not alone. You should have seen the deer-in-the-headlights look on Tommy's face.

So...we asked Ray to sit down and explain it for us in writing, so we can all either...

1. Finally understand it and humbly acknowledge that we were too quick to doubt him, or

B. Confirm that he's suffering from a cranial-anal inversion and file a lucrative class-action suit for pain, suffering and loss of consortium.