One of the best ways to meet interesting people since the invention
of the auto: the accident. Conditions for every personality. What
better way to ensure you are going to get her phone number? Sure, you
get her driver's license, etc., but you got her number. For those who are
more timid in relationships, parking-lot bumper bumps. If you prefer
one-time flings--the autobahn. If no commitments is your thing, you
should drive in Rhode Island (no insurance mandatory while I was
there.) If you are into multiple relationships, I suggest you drive an
early-'70s Chrysler Newport. How else can you better predict the
financial bracket of your spouse? The old saying, "Why settle for a
VW when you can have a Caddy?" The best part is you and your dream
girl can have your own little romp and have someone else's insurance flip
the bill!
Andrew Bolig
