# Combat Boots

RAY: So, what's the population of Babba?

TOM: I have no idea. I can just guess.

TOM: Zero.

RAY: How could it be zero? Who's wearing the boots?

TOM: I don't know. Maybe visitors. It's not...it's not...it's not zero.

RAY: Let's go to Abba for a second.

TOM: Yeah, we go to Abba.

RAY: OK. One percent of the population wear...is one...

TOM: Has one foot.

RAY: Is one-booted. Half of the remaining population wear no boots.

TOM: Yeah.

RAY: Right?

TOM: Right.

RAY: And obviously, the other half of the remaining population wear the conventional two boots.

TOM: Two boots.

RAY: OK. And if you go and if you figure that out, you'll find out that there are 20,000 boots worn in Abba.

TOM: Oh!

RAY: OK? And it turns out that it doesn't make any difference what percentage of the population has one leg.

TOM: No kidding?

RAY: And so, when you go to Babba, even though 20 percent of the population has one foot, because they have one foot, that's also equivalent to being, like, half the population, is it not?

TOM: Oh, of course.

RAY: So every person that has one boot is just like the other part of the population where half of the people wear no boots.

TOM: Don't wear any boots.

RAY: So, the average is that half the people wear a boot. Therefore, one boot per person comes out to 20,000. So, if there are 20,000 boots worn in Babba, the population must be 20,000. Or zero.

TOM: Well, that's very...that was...

RAY: Well, it was.

TOM: That was obfuscated. That was beautiful.

RAY: Yeah. It was very simple math.

TOM: Yeah?

RAY: But I had to blind you with the footwork.

TOM: Well, you had to, because it eluded me.

RAY: Yeah. For example, if I asked you what's half of 20,000 multiplied by two, you would have known the answer right off.

TOM: I would have known the answer, yeah.

RAY: Yeah, OK. Do we have a winner?

TOM: You bet we have a winner! The winner is Debra Garcia from Tucson, Arizona.

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