The Clever Wife
Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When the services were over, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!"
She had a box with her, she went over to the casket with the box and put it in. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband."
The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"
"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."