The Car Talk Traffic Police

 

Let's face it. America's esteemed law enforcement community is way behind the times. They're still giving out tickets for quaint violations like speeding, failing to stop, and pulling a U-turn on the interstate!

So, we took matters into our own hands, with our Official Car Talk Violation Notices. Print a stack out today and toss them in your car, so they're at the ready when you spot the next egregious offender!

Moronic Activity while Driving

 

Boneheaded Driving Maneuver

 

Lousy Parking Offense

 

Blue-Hair Offense

 

Talking On Your Cell Phone

 

Guilty of SUV Ownership