The Car Talk Traffic Police


Let's face it. America's esteemed law enforcement community is way behind the times. They're still giving out tickets for quaint violations like speeding, failing to stop, and pulling a U-turn on the interstate!

So, we took matters into our own hands, with our Official Car Talk Violation Notices. Print a stack out today and toss them in your car, so they're at the ready when you spot the next egregious offender!

Moronic Activity while Driving


Boneheaded Driving Maneuver


Lousy Parking Offense


Blue-Hair Offense


Talking On Your Cell Phone


Guilty of SUV Ownership