The Car Talk Traffic Police

Let's face it. America's esteemed law enforcement community is way behind the times. They're still giving out tickets for quaint violations like speeding, failing to stop, and pulling a U-turn on the interstate!

So, we took matters into our own hands, with our Official Car Talk Violation Notices. Print a stack out today and toss them in your car, so they're at the ready when you spot the next egregious offender!

Tom and Ray
Click and Clack, the Tappet Brothers

Moronic Activity while Driving

Boneheaded Driving Maneuver

Lousy Parking Offense

Blue-Hair Offense

Talking On Your Cell Phone

Guilty of SUV Ownership