Car Talk Haiku

Pontiac Lemans
Will pass everything on road
Except gas station

Kraig Stockard

 

Pony leaps to life
Fifty-something woman's dream
Shiny new Mustang

Susan Kelleher

 

Rust worms never rest
Devouring all they can
They laugh at Ziebart

Art Wegweiser

 

Can't find cause of leak
But mechanic needs new boat
Radiator? Sure.

Brendan Joyce

 

FIAT does not mean
Fix It Again Tony, but
Fling It Around Turns.

Philip Dillard

 

Car as cathedral
Every time I turn the key
is another prayer.

Jonathan

 

Car Talk gives advice
Dubious or otherwise
And still I listen

Robert Goldstein

 

Hey! Right turn allowed
Only after complete stop,
And at your peril.

Ed Lyon

 

Since upholstery
hides mice, should I buy "used" or
be smart and think twice?

Joanne Schaller

 

"Are we there yet?"
We've gone five miles. Fifteen years
till kids move out.

John Erbes

 

Big Ford truck saying
"Jap cars suck", carrying a
Yamaha cycle

Tama

 

It's squealing, grinding --
Dripping, steaming, overheated --
That's just the tape deck

Brad Mettin

 

What is your horn for?
Watch out! Pay more attention!
Not your frustration.

Jim Ford

 

My tank is so big,
But my wallet is so small.
I need a hybrid.

David Matheny

 

Saturday morn, eleven.
Time for Tom and Ray.
Autospeak gobbledygook.

Jo Anne Messina

 

Maniac passes
flashing lights appear in mirror
Karma is a bitch!

Jeff Schramm

 

Swedish car dealer
forgot to tighten lug nuts.
So much for safety.

Philip Lippel

 

Rearview mirror shows
Highway patrol behind me.
How many did I have?

Loren Castro

 

Starting up Grandma's car
Hasn't been driven since '79
Found Grandpa in back

Kitty Foley

 

did not lock old car
gaping hole and hanging wires
no more NPR

Andie

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