"Hmmmmm manifold manicotti, just like mom used to make!"
- Peter Niedzwiecki
"Chevy No. 5: The now and forever fragrance. Worldly. Sophisticated. Surprisingly sexy."
- Brenen Ulrich
"Oh God, not another pledge week!"
- Ken Pratt
"I smell another boat payment!"
- Galen Van Kley
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing tailpipes..."
- Rob Kersting
"So that's where Tommy has been hiding his cigars!"
- Bob Zuparko
"See, this carbon monoxide poisoning theory is just anoth..." (thump)"
- Mike Blore
"A fruity blend, probably from the Alaskan Fields, a hint of prehistoric sting ray, and an after taste of Techron 2."
- Phil White
"Since the Cuban revolution, I have to smoke American cars."
- Peter Macsovits
"The sweet smell of job reliability."
- Doug Toti
"Now that scientists have figured out how to run cars on sausages, Ray enjoys emission-testing."
- Shannon Ferguson
"Ahhhh, bold, aromatic, just a hint of benzene. 2008 will be a good year."
- Ray Birdsall