• A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER

• BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF

• OH MY GOD, I THINK I'M BECOMING THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY!

• I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER

• SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME

• COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN . SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH

• DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN

• I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN

• WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT

• ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE

• I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE

• OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME

• GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID, BUT SHE DID IT BACKWARDS AND IN HIGH HEELS!

• IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN


Gerri McGowan

[ As Read on Car Talk ]