Porsche Lawyers Pressure Aston Martin Into Renaming the Vantage GT3. Aston Martin has offered several alternative names including "Aston Martin Porsche Pounder," "Aston Martin 911-Leaver-In-The-Duster" and "Aston Martin Screw You Porsche."
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