American motorcycle brands most satisfying, Japanese most reliable, says Consumer Reports. German motorcycle brands most likely to annex your tool shed. British motorcycle brands most likely to pee on your garage floor. Italian bikes still living at home with their mothers.
Craig Fitzgerald has built an entire career writing about cars that nobody likes. Ready to send your 1983 Pontiac Parisienne to the crusher? Call Craig, because he'd drive it every day. Tired of getting laughed at for riding a Vespa? Craig'll ride that Italian hairdryer across the country.