(A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

(B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewerheart attacks than the British or Americans.

(C) The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacksthan the British or Americans.

(D) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewerheart attacks than the British or Americans.

(E) Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. It's speaking English that killsyou.

Gina Maniscalco

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