The Best Country and Western Song Titles of All Time
Courtesy of Mark Kosakowski
Get off the stove, Grandma, you're too old to ride the range.
I don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling.
One day when you swing that skillet (My face ain't gonna be there).
If you don't leave me, I'll find someone who will.
I still miss you, baby, but my aim's getting better
Please bypass this heart.
Billy broke my heart at Walgreen's and I cried all the way to Sears.
My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love you.