From my sister in the U.K. (but who really knows where theseoriginated). I thought you'd appreciate the last one most.

"Never trust a dog to watch your food." Patrick, age10

"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I lookstupid? Don't answer." Hannah, age 9

"Never tell your mom her diet's not working. "Michael, age 14

"Stay away from prunes. " Randy, age 9

"Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. "Emily, age 10

"When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let herbrush your hair. " Taylia, age 11

"Never allow your three-year-old brother in the sameroom as your school assignment. " Traci, age 14

"Don't sneeze in front of mum when you're eatingcrackers." Mitchell, age 12

"Puppies still have bad breath even after eating aTic-Tac." Andrew, age 9

"Never hold a Dustbuster and a cat at the sametime." Kyoyo, age 9

"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass ofmilk." Armir, age 9

"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts."Kellie, age 11

"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for ahorse." Naomi, age 15

"Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick."Lauren, age 9

"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding abaseball bat. "Joel, age 10

"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone." Alyesha, age 13

"Never try to baptize a cat. " Eileen, age 8

Jim Corr

[ As Read on Car Talk ]