0 to 200 - ...fast...
A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat-up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look!" she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."
For her birthday, he bought her a brand-new bathroom scale.
Services will be at Downing Funeral Home on Monday, the 12th. Due to the condition of the body, this will be a closed casket service.